Unleash Your Inner Crypto-preneur: How BitBoost Energy Drink Will Supercharge Your Success!
Are you tired of being tired? Itching to feel like your teenage self again? Are ten cups of coffee just not enough anymore? Then it’s time for you to get orange-canned and get your BitBoost!
I used to be just like you. I was reading Medium articles and dreaming of traveling the world, quitting my job, buying a large mansion, and being a carefree playboy with the sexiest celebs like Amanda Bynes, Kathie Griffin, and Kathie Bates. “Confidence? What’s that?” said the old me. I regularly had six-year-olds bossing me around, and my nickname at the gym was “Squirrel Nuts.”
It’s funny. I look at old pictures of myself from a week ago and think, “Was I really that guy?” I see reminders when looking at my wrist and seeing the quivering mouse tattoo I got on my 40th birthday. I’d regularly listen to Disney songs while driving ten miles per hour below the speed limit on the freeway.
Fortunately, all of that changed. The brilliant minds of Jordan Belfort, Ye (formerly Kanye West), and Jaden Smith crossed mental frequencies and invented the energy drink for chads and slayers. If you haven’t heard of it yet, you will soon. It’s…
