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Unbelievable Loss Porn and How Much Alex Mashinsky Lost in Celsius
Warning! If you get triggered by highly stressful and disgusting pieces of truth about Celsius Network, I urge you to skip this article.
I have a sourness in my stomach as I write this article. It feels like I drank ten shots of cheap tequila last night and ate a McDonald’s Big Mac Combo before going to sleep. Now, I’m waking up, and someone is holding a shot of tequila under my nose and telling me to drink.
But it’s not only disgust. I also feel guilty. I thought I was helping people by writing about Celsius Network and referring them to the platform. In reality, I was discussing a platform run by con artists who are no better than Bernie Madoff or Lou Pearlman. But the head villain, the face of the company/scam, is the recently resigned CEO, Alex Mashinsky.
If you want to put a face to the man, here he is.
Ironically, he’s wearing a Celsius t-shirt espousing, “Banks are not your friends.” Well, Mr. Mashinsky, your company makes banks look like gourmet cupcakes to the 1.7 million Celsius customers…
