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This Is What Your Astrological Sign Says About Whether You Should Own Bitcoin
Astrological expert and part-time Applebee’s waitress, Madame Zariah, shares what your astrological sign says about whether owning Bitcoin makes sense for you or not.
Mystical services have existed for thousands of years. And while they provide excellent conversation starters and tattoos, isn’t it time we start using the celestial bodies’ movements as a means of making money? We invited Madame Zariah, to share her astrological forecast to help you find out whether owning or buying Bitcoin is conducive to how the cosmos are positioning your planetary energy.
Greetings. I am Madame Zariah. I have studied and learned astrology by watching over 50 hours of instructional YouTube videos. Additionally, I have read a book on the subject (see below).
Currently, I am running my astrology services on a shoestring budget, so it only makes sense Scott answered my ad on Craiglist. He sent me some of his articles on Bitcoin and I can say my knowledge of Bitcoin is now completely on par with my knowledge of astrology. And remember, J.P Morgan himself said it best when he stated:
