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Unbelievable Random Job Postings on Craigslist

You’d be amazed at some of the insane job openings posted on Craiglist. However, here are a few unique positions that caught my eye.

Scott Debevic
5 min readJun 12, 2022
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The potential recession coming to an economy near you may bring an abrupt end to the Great Resignation championed by frustrated workers and many a Medium writer. Now could be the perfect time to front run the competition and get your resume viewed by the internet’s most bright eyes, hiring managers. Here are some positions I came across that may sound exciting and, at the very least, a bit out of the ordinary.

Assistant to the Chair of the Federal Reserve

Are you looking to work for one of the best employers out there? Well, look no further. The Federal Reserve is now hiring a full-time assistant reporting to Chairman Jerome Powell. The ideal candidate will have adept athletic skills for shielding the Chair from random bags of fecal excrement thrown in his direction. Basic mathematics skills are preferred but not required. The position is currently transient but may prove to be full-time. Geriatric experience is a must as you will be dealing with multiple septuagenarians and octogenarians running the government. Required attendance at bi-weekly meetings and some travel (to exotic places like…

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Scott Debevic
Scott Debevic

Written by Scott Debevic

My goal is growing wealth and earning passive income. Mainly focused on Bitcoin and crypto. Feel free to contact me at: scottdebevic@gmail.com

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