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How My Alien Pen Pal Made Me Richer, Healthier, and Happier
A series of text messages with an extraterrestrial unlocked secrets of gaining wealth, living longer, and embracing today
You probably shouldn’t believe anything I’m writing. I know I wouldn't believe it if I were behind your eyes. But since what I’m about to share happened to me, I have to believe it. So this is my story about how an extraterrestrial being contacted me on my Snapchat account. And while the story may sound contrived, the messages my alien pen pal shared are worth considering and pondering.
Night 1: The Encounter
It was a Tuesday night like most other Tuesday nights. I was sitting on my couch, half-asleep, watching some garbage show on my television. My kids had long since been asleep, and my wife was upstairs getting ready for bed. My phone vibrated, and I got a notification that I had received a Snapchat message. It was odd that someone would be texting me this late at night. I thought it might be my friend Chauncey who lived in Australia and would periodically message me at random hours.
I opened the app and noticed a message from an unfamiliar name, Z0rquee. Curious, I opened the message, and it read: “I have much to share with you.” Hesitant to reply, I opted to…
