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How I Will Become the Best Dad With My EctoLife Baby
Science is finally delivering us what we've always wanted but never knew we wanted. Read about how I went from an unfunny, creepy, and embarrassing dad to the best dad ever.
It usually takes a lot for me to get excited about something to where I will write about it. So I put tremendous effort into writing about the most important things impacting and enhancing our lives. Some of my most popular pieces include Chipotle Redefines Flavor With Garlic Guajillo Steak, What Elon Musk Ate for Breakfast on September 9th, How I Fell in Love and Met My Wife in Second Grade, and my most popular piece yet, Secrets of Ancient Warlocks for Looking Smart When You Are Hopelessly Dumb.
But this is the piece I am the most excited about. Everybody loves babies, but parenting is hard. And it's underappreciated. And sometimes, our kids don't end up exactly how we want, dream, or hope for them to be. Thankfully, EctoLife has found the solution to all of our reproductive problems.
After watching the video about EctoLife, I have designed the best baby so that I can finally be the funniest, coolest, and most popular dad in town. Read on so you can challenge yourself to design the best reproductive version of…
