Here’s how to get me to watch Logan Paul-Floyd Mayweather II

I was one of the morons who woke up today and owned up to the fact that I paid $50 twice to watch the worst boxing match of all time. I had some friends over (all vaccinated) as my wife thought it would be a great way to celebrate my birthday. I bought the fight on Showtime’s app, but it stopped working right on queue so I had to buy it a second time from my cable provider. “At least I…