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100% Accurate Bitcoin Forecaster Does It Again!
We sat with Natasha Sakamoto nearly two months ago, and she perfectly forecasted where Bitcoin was heading. Read what she thinks will happen next!
After combing through numerous Brooklyn area animal shelters, our interns tracked down heralded Bitcoin strategist and prophesier Natasha Sakamoto. When approached, Ms. Nakamoto refused to do another interview, stating I was a scammer and no one signed up for her $9,999 course. But our clever junior college interns weren’t giving up. They posted a free raffle giveaway for 50 lbs. of Chuck Wagon dog food, a dream vacation to the Quality Inn Newark, New Jersey, and a free cat glamour shot session by renowned photographer Randy Corhal.
As Ms. Sakamoto was the only person present at the live raffle (coincidentally in her favorite Marie Callender’s restaurant), my team and I quickly ambushed her. I showed her the tiny writing at the bottom of the raffle stating the winner had to agree to an interview with Scott Debevic. Knowing we had beaten her, she decided to do one more interview on the grounds we used one of her modeling pictures in the story (see above pic), and she wanted to get drunk on our dollar.
